Today's Lesson in Why You Shouldn't Annoy Your Friends

Well, I was driving with one of my friends and his girlfriend, as is often the case, and we pull up for petrol. He gets out of the car and notices a spider on the door, on of those really ugly ones. Once the door is opened, the spider crawls into the gap between car and door. After frantic searching, we find the spider in the crack and coax it out. (close the door.) I then coax it of the door, (brush it with a stick) and we fill up with petrol.
I go to get in the car, but my friend tells me to stay out and direct him over the spider. It takes a couple of tries, but eventually the spider is squished with half a ton of metal, making a satisying crunching sound and leaving some goo. The amusing thing was that even though he had his girlfriend there, I was the one being 'brave' and doing what had to be done.
The moral of this story: Unless you want to end up as goo, be nice to your friends